No, phone, if i press reject, that is not a missed call, fuck off with your shitey little icon, kthxbai.

I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.

do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies